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About the Band:

Skarpretter was formed in the autumn of 2004 and consist of Bob the Knife on bass (ex Gorilla Angreb, Broken Hallux, and Intoxicated Bugs) Uncle Addie on vocals (ex Paragraf 119) Hønze Baby on guitar (ex Headup and All I See) and Daddy O on drums (ex Paragraf 119, Subspecies and Immortal Death).
We are all from the scene around Ungdomshuset in Copenhagen, which is also where we have the luxury of a practice room. Our friends and allies include the cool hardworking people of Jagtvej 69, drunks, punx (internationally) and some of the nicest criminals you will ever meet.
Our sworn enemies count Christian fundamentalists that want to make our house into a church, Sierra, Lima, Delta patrols and anyone with their head up their ass, which sadly includes a significant percentage of the Danish population. Fuck you.


Song Lyrics:

NICE GUY

I’d be such a nice guy if everything was free
I’d never steal or shoplift, no not me
But nothing is free here, far from it
Everything I see got price tack on it

I’ll loot this fucking shopping mall
Because this anarchist isn’t nice at all

I’d be such a nice guy if I wasn’t being watched
Constantly monitored and spied on so much
But it’s not like that and I really, really hate
To live in nineteen eighty four police state

I’ll rip those cameras off the wall
Because this anarchist isn’t nice at all

CHORUS:
This anarchist isn't nice at all!

I’d be such a nice guy if there were no cops
I’d never act bad and never throw rocks
But it’s crawling with pigs, all over the place
And they have guns, truncheons and mace

I won’t respect their uniform
Because this anarchist isn’t nice at all

I’d be such a nice guy if there were no jails
With forgotten prisoners in little dark cells
But more jails are built and no-one listens
To those who are rotting in the state prisons

I’ll laugh the day the last prison wall falls
This anarchist isn’t nice at all

CHORUS.

I’d be such a nice guy if there were no nations
No borders and walls and forced deportations
But it seems that people doesn’t wish to be free
Of the poison that is called nationality

I won’t eat that pill, I’ll bite and brawl
This anarchist isn’t nice at all

I’d be such a nice guy if there was no government
I’d govern myself and be oh so tolerant
I’d think for myself and most people would too
If the shit heads in power didn’t tell them what to do

I won’t be bought, I won’t conform
This anarchist isn’t nice at all

CHORUS